I had my pants half way pulled up when I thought to myself, "Self, I manage today AND Thursday this week? That's odd." And myself replied to me, "It sure is, Self, are you SURE you work today, because I know you work on Thursday for sure." So I finished pulling up my pants and made my way to the phone.
I don't work today.
So I took my pants back OFF, put on some shorts, and now, I have the day.