The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Get up, roll out of bed, drag the dog across my head...

So I got up early (as I do on Mondays) checked my mail, took pictures of kittens, showered, shaved, and then started getting dressed to be Manager of the Day. 

I had my pants half way pulled up when I thought to myself, "Self, I manage today AND Thursday this week?  That's odd."  And myself replied to me, "It sure is, Self, are you SURE you work today, because I know you work on Thursday for sure."  So I finished pulling up my pants and made my way to the phone.

I don't work today. 

So I took my pants back OFF, put on some shorts, and now, I have the day.

Tags: duh, restaurant

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