I'll be in an auditorium of about 350 people, hosting an event for bring your kids to work day. The kids will be asked questions like "How many chambers does the heart have?" and they'll answer them on little pushbutton boxes. I'll be revealing the correct answers and doing the between question patter.
Dressed as a giant banana.
The questions will be asked by an animated artichoke.
My life is fucking AWESOME.
I am a banana!