The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

You KNOW you want to be me...

So I just got off the phone with Bob, the director for Safeway.  He wanted to fill me in on the MC gig next week.

I'll be in an auditorium of about 350 people, hosting an event for bring your kids to work day.  The kids will be asked questions like "How many chambers does the heart have?" and they'll answer them on little pushbutton boxes.  I'll be revealing the correct answers and doing the between question patter.

Dressed as a giant banana.

The questions will be asked by an animated artichoke.

My life is fucking AWESOME.

me
I am a banana!
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