The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Once upon a time...

...there was a boy who got up in the morning, got his shit together, went to the post office and then to the gym. After changing, he headed for the stationary bike, and his iPhone went DING DING, which is the iPhone equivalent of "You've got Voicemail." He looked at the phone, which told him he'd missed a call from his Beer Activated Co-Worker.

For a brief moment, the boy considered waiting until after his 16 mile bike warmup to check the Voicemail, but instead, he pressed the phone to his ear and listened to the message telling him that he should have been at work 15 minutes ago.

Trying not to drop a deuce in his pants, he bolted back to the locker room to grab his things, and then raced home to change. In the end, he was only 45 minutes late to work, but it really put a kink into his day. The adrenaline rush is just now subsiding.

The end
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