The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

You know it's bad...

1) When you start saving error messages to text files with the title FUCK.txt

2) You rely on Satan (aka Starbucks Coconut Mocha Frappucinno with extra espresso shot) to keep you from randomly killing people

3) When you ask your boss to talk to your co-workers for you cause you're afraid you'll offend them if they are the slightest bit stupid

Mood altering beverages rule...

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