apatheticClay: This is Clay.
Diane: (phone voice) Hi there! Dean wanted me to let you know that you'll be speaking to the Regional Managers next week. He's got you slated for an hour.
Clay: Oh, okay. What did he want me to talk about?
Diane: (phone voice) I don't know. He told me to call you and ask.
Clay: All right... I'll come up with something, but I don't think I'll need more than half an hour.
Diane: (phone voice) Okay.
TIME PASSES. The PHONE rings.
Clay: This is Clay.
Diane: (phone voice) Hi, Dean wanted me to tell you that you're talking about the new online systems and the whole e-mail/Internet problem and what we're doing about it.
Clay: Okay.
So that's fine, except for the fact that at the LAST regional meeting I gave them all the information I had on the Internet Product, and I know NOTHING about what we're doing about the e-mail/Internet problem because the IS department has this habit of keeping me in the dark on these things...
So I'll bullshit my way through something.
me
King of Bullshit
