Daily Twitters (for Posterity)

11:40 wonders if he should drive home post work tonight and introduce the dogs at 2AM, or if he should wait to leave till 5 and do it in the AM. #
19:06 is offended. $10 tip on a $90 check? On Christmas Eve? ..|.. #
22:44 just bent over to pick up a piece of mail I dropped and cracked myself in the eye with a dining room chair. Ow... #
22:52 @esmerel It hurts, but I'll live. May get a Black Eye for Christmas!! Or at least a black eyebrow. #
23:04 wows! I got a Christmas present from the owners of the restaurant that, like, really required thought and stuff. I'm totally impressed! #

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