The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Daily Twitters (for Posterity)

  • 11:38 boggles that the SJ police will shut a road down 'cause of an accident, but do nothing to midigate resulting cluster-fucky traffic issues. #
  • 21:39 @suziqb77 I thought it said "Reduced Gravity FIGHT Team" #
  • 23:09 is pimping Un-Scripted: unscripted auditions on Facebook!! #
  • 00:31 is not thrilled with Time Machine telling him "Oh, bitch, you can't do *THAT*" -- so why did I bother using you for backing up then, hmmmm?? #
  • 00:32 @shaunlandry SWEET!!!! #
  • 00:52 @suziqb77 Oh, crap! Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you. I was just wishful thinking. :) #
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