So they had the author of the novel Jaws on the radio this morning. Apparently he's written his first NON-fiction book about sharks. This is part of the conversation:
DJ: So you say in your book that no shark attack is unprovoked. What sort of things do people do to provoke them? Author: Get in the water.
Uhhhh, well DUH, if that's the definition of provoked, of COURSE they're all provoked cause FUCKING SHARKS DON'T HAVE LEGS!
