The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Say what huh?

So they had the author of the novel Jaws on the radio this morning. Apparently he's written his first NON-fiction book about sharks. This is part of the conversation:

DJ: So you say in your book that no shark attack is unprovoked. What sort of things do people do to provoke them?
Author: Get in the water.

Uhhhh, well DUH, if that's the definition of provoked, of COURSE they're all provoked cause FUCKING SHARKS DON'T HAVE LEGS!

Knock knock knock, "Land shark!"

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