- 11:22 shakes his head. Seriously August, knock it off. Have you not beaten us down enough already? #
- 11:35 @bacondogg Yeah, the Snausages will be withheld until you learn sleep with your fart bazooka aimed AWAY from me. #
- 11:36 @ladymeag Turtle died. :< #
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So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…
So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…
I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.