The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Daily Twitters (for Posterity)

  • 09:29 sighs. I'm sorry, but I don't have eight arms and five ears today. #
  • 09:32 @merlinofchaos Wouldn't that be awesome? I'd totally throw the copy machine out the window in a fit of rage. :) #
  • 09:37 @hjkuzcotopia Being on a date, and being at work... two totally different things. :) #
  • 09:53 @rosecolette Are you coming to visit?!?! #
  • 14:19 would love it if people wouldn't yell at him for things that no one told him he was supposed to do. #
  • 15:21 @melibabe Not high volume yelling, just "are you stupid?" toned questioning about why something's not been done. Today=Me Thrown under bus. #
  • 15:49 @melibabe Not everyone can do that kind of math, unfortunately. #
  • 15:50 @LaughAtlantis #
  • 15:51 says, "This is my 2000th Tweet. Facebook folks can ignore it, cause you likely don't care. Everyone else? Rejoice." #
  • 21:22 @garyvee DUDE! Fantastic!! :D #
  • 23:31 had a great Un-Scripted meeting this evening. The next 15 months are looking exciting already! #
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