The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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  • 08:39 @burningdan Commodore FTW!! :) #
  • 08:43 @briancrawford It's because at the grocery store, you control the beeping, the beeping does not control you like it does with Doctors. #
  • 08:45 waves good morning to the world. It's wicked early, and I managed to get to work on time despite not turning on my alarm last night. #
  • 08:47 @merlinofchaos See, the garbage man ALSO controls the beeps! #
  • 09:05 RT @wilw Not sure if this is funny because it's true, or sad because it's true. Maybe a little of both (picture, SFW): #
  • 10:16 cackles and ReTweets @levarburton I hang my head in shame...! #
  • 11:19 @VenusGallerySF Only the abbreviated link copied: #
  • 11:22 @jeditigger Here's your cute for the day. #
  • 13:25 @jeditigger You're watching Castle, right? #
  • 14:30 @shaunlandry You look like Macy Gray about as much as I look like Leonardo DiCaprio. #
  • 14:31 @shaunlandry Granted, with makeup and accessories, I'm sure you could ACT the part. #
  • 14:41 @shaunlandry Are you saying Macy Gray's face looks like your butt? #
  • 17:10 @paradoxmo I am made of Jealous. #
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