Everyone else just ignores me.
I *KNOW* I'm not that distasteful. But then, a personals ad really doesn't tell all that much about you I guess.
So if you know someone who's secretly in love with me, let me know, okay?
::insert sound of crickets chirping here::
Hey now! Someone's got to fess up!
Love is like oxygen... you get too much and you get too high... not enough and you're gonna die...