- Sat, 21:59: Ya know, since they started charging for checked bags on airlines my luggage has been more consistently damaged whenever I travel.
- Sat, 22:36: @piratescribe @aurey09 Hey, do you two have YouTube accounts? I need to know the username!!!
- Sat, 22:37: @hjkuzcotopia You too, do you have a YouTube account?
- Sun, 00:03: RT @shaunlandry: Finding old pictures on an old digital camera is the new finding old film in an old camera.
- Sun, 00:17: RT @GeorgeTakei: Dear TSA agent: If you touch my junk, I'm going in with tongue.
- Sun, 00:29: Sometimes one must look the looming pile of crap to be done square in the eye and say, "First, I must make people happy."
- Sun, 00:50: RT @nuchtchas: this is the coolest thing ever! http://www.bbcamerica.com/media/23/daleks_note.jpg EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!
- Sun, 09:04: Seth Myers' delivery on Weekend Update was... inspiring. It inspired me to tweet how bad it was. Someone show him some Chevy Chase tapes?
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF