The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

My tweets

  • Sun, 17:53: RT @jillybobww: Ironically, the one task a Dyson vacuum is not powerful enough to accomplish is vacuuming the smug off of James Dyson's ...
  • Sun, 18:02: Still not recovered enough to willingly leave the house. No appetite. Minimal motivation. Why hello, TV! How are you??
  • Sun, 18:12: RT @xenijardin: OK this is bad ass. Realtime mideast tweetmapping. RT @mommadona: @xenijardin Well, this might be helpful : http://tinyu ...
  • Sun, 19:11: RT @mlaffs: When Winston Churchill was asked to cut arts funding in support of the war effort, he asked 'then what are we fighting for?' ...
  • Sun, 23:33: RT @Schindizzle: The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.
  • Mon, 06:04: RT @Melysse: Your Mind, It is Blown:
  • Mon, 08:23: Ug. May have to shroud all the mirrors in the house. I've never in my life been as hideous as I am right this moment. Thank you sickness.
Tags: twitter

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