- Mon, 14:54: Dear Brain, When you get up at 5AM because Bladder is anxious, try to remember that it's okay to go back to sleep until the alarm goes off.
- Mon, 15:36: RT @alex_victory: Watch out for Twitter virus, it claims to let you see who's viewed your profile. Details: http://tcrn.ch/ikjCDb
- Mon, 15:38: RT @docblw: Student: "But, I don't understand how I would know this number." Me: "That's the speed of light. It's a constant."
- Mon, 18:22: I am over caffinated. #PityMyCoworkers
- Mon, 21:53: RT @comedy4cast: I've now dropped Facebook's value to $175.33...because I can.
- Tue, 01:24: Diet Coke <> Dr. Pepper #TheyFuckYouAtTheDriveThru
- Tue, 02:50: RT @gemmabelle: An opportunity for a GWWI Summer Fellowship in Africa working w/ grassroots women implementing water projects! Apply her ...
- Tue, 02:52: One very long VGA cable turns the TV into a third monitor for my desktop computer. Free Prime videos anytime! I totally win the future!
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF