- Mon, 15:11: Oh, hello Monday morning! I'm sorry that Alarm decided to reset itself and made me late. #RAAR
- Mon, 20:47: RT @bridger_w: 42% of US millionaires say they don't feel rich. See? The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Sometimes it's ju ...
- Tue, 01:44: So y'all know, I'm cutting out a huge portion of my sugar intake this week. If I turn into a big(er) asshole, the safe word is "Buffalo"
So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…
So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…
I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.