The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

My tweets

  • Mon, 15:11: Oh, hello Monday morning! I'm sorry that Alarm decided to reset itself and made me late. #RAAR
  • Mon, 20:47: RT @bridger_w: 42% of US millionaires say they don't feel rich. See? The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Sometimes it's ju ...
  • Tue, 01:44: So y'all know, I'm cutting out a huge portion of my sugar intake this week. If I turn into a big(er) asshole, the safe word is "Buffalo"
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