- Mon, 14:54: The Color Bacon | Bacon over the River Kwai | Babe: Bacon in the City #replacemovienameswithbacon
- Mon, 15:13: RT @Melysse: @ClayRobeson I was on an online floral site recently and saw a bouquet designed to look like foamy beer. Naturally, I thoug ...
- Mon, 18:47: Holy crap that's funny!! (via @jksloan) http://t.co/U1v6BYd
- Mon, 20:03: Why do pain killer shots hurt so much? #counterproductive
- Mon, 21:37: It's really hard to click the mouse button when your clicking finger is numb,
- Mon, 22:45: I really don't understand what makes people think it's actually okay to spam other folks who were inconsiderately not BCC'd on bulk emails.
- Mon, 23:25: Okay Internet. Next invention: capacitive bandaids.
- Tue, 03:55: Seriously, BART. Stop being jackholes so I know if I can take public transit to work tomorrow or not.
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