- Thu, 15:10: It's funny how people who say "I hate to be the bearer of bad news" seem to rarely actually hate it.
- Thu, 15:19: Dear San Francisco: Changing that section of McCalister and 7th to two way has royally screwed traffic coming out of my parking garage. Thnx
- Thu, 16:49: Really disappointed that my pre-order of #thegreenalbum won't be arriving until a week after the drop date. #preorderFAIL #whatsthepoint?
- Thu, 19:16: Which will make me lose consciousness faster? ::headdesk:: or ::facewall::
- Fri, 05:17: @jonahray Mork and Chachi #SadTGIFshows
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF