- Сб, 02:07: RT @haydenblack: If the Mayans didn't last this long, why should their predictions?
- Сб, 03:28: There are few things as awesome as finding a recently purchased yet forgotten pint of @benandjerrys in the freezer. #ComfortFood
- Сб, 17:18: Good morning @UnDashScripted's Quickbooks. Today, I will make you my bitch! #YeahISaidThatYesterdayToo
- Сб, 18:03: I've been staring at QuickBooks so much lately, I saw QuickTime and thought "QB has a time management system??" #Duh
- Сб, 21:27: My mantra for 2012: NO FEAR
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF