- Пт, 18:53: It's amazing how much less of an asshole I am when I've eaten. #TheMoreYouKnow
- Пт, 19:39: Ran out of Vitamin C yesterday. Woke up stuffed up this morning. Now pounding Airborne like Lindsay Lohan pounds cocaine. #MustStayHEALTHY
- Сб, 01:55: Judging CIT GoldenGate Regionals on Sat. Hosting Improv Face Off with Creatures of Impulse on 2/4... suddenly I'm Mr. Improv! Go figure! :D
- Сб, 05:31: Calling all Theater Nerds! Who wants to come see @Satyr69 in Hairspray at @PacRepTheatre with me?
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF