- Tue, 18:15: Paris Rent: Paid. #WOOT
- Tue, 18:25: RT @SFist: Photo: 1936 Bay Bridge Opening Party Program Predicts Gay Pride Future http://t.co/kRSt9P4a
- Tue, 19:38: RT @FrankConniff: Obama is trying to paint a rosy outlook for America but he can't deny that a Ghost Rider sequel happened during his watch.
- Tue, 20:22: RT @Chris_Storer: FUCK YEAH! RT @danharmon What you call 8:00, we call home. Community returns to Thursday nights on March 15th.
- Wed, 00:57: RT @loresjoberg: I know sometimes I'm probably not using the right word, but I forge ahead anyway, because I'm an optometrist.
- Wed, 02:32: What's the best dinner to eat in order to alleviate a minor anxiety attack? #FML
- Wed, 06:16: Why hello, cold sore! Yes, after the night I've had, I was TOTALLY expecting you. Come in, have some tea.
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF