- Sun, 21:32: RT @Yowan: YOLO = carpe diem for stupid people
- Sun, 21:36: Is it wrong to reply "I will find you. I will kill you." to the stranger who tweeted re: ousting me as mayor of a hardware store on 4square?
- Mon, 04:43: RT @SethMacFarlane: In theater watching Les Miserables. Managed to take a screen shot of Russell Crowe without getting busted. http://t ...
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF