The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Todays 25 cent word: Asstasm</>

Asstasm: n. (Asstasmic) A fantasy, hallucination or feeling so wonderful that it makes your butt tingle.

Naked naked naked! Free free free! La la la!

Yesterday I got my first issue in my FREE 12 month subscription to Playboy. How, do you ask, did I get THAT? Well, LAST year I went down to Atlanta to Dragon*Con. Claudia Christian was going to be there. I wanted her autograph. More specifically, I wanted her autograph on the issue of Playboy that she was in. So I backordered it from This got me on their mailing list. They'd send me flyers every month trying to get me to buy something else, and I never did. As a last ditch effort, they decided I needed a free subscription. GO ME! Of course, I only read the articles... **snort**

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...

Today I am a spaz. It's a fucking BEYOOTIFUL day out. I own a convertible. I've had Starbucks. Saw Santana in concert last night. FEEL MY POWER! RAAAR! Today, I'm not only dead sexy, but living sexy too. If you could see my aura right now, it's extended about five feet out from my body and groping everything nearby. THIS is why I'm alive. To feel this way. The way I feel when I improvise. REVEL IN MY SEXYNESS!

Okay, this entry is long enough... I need to go run around and annoy my cow-orkers. :)

I'm too sexy for this universe...


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