The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson
  • Mood: annoyed with the self

Bed ejector...

I need an eject button for my bed. No, not for the myriads of helpless strangers who find themselves drawn there by my uncontrollable sexuality, but for me.

I can't get my ass up to go to the gym in the mornings. Bed is just too comfortable.

SUCK!

I'll never be studly this way.

So someone needs to build me a device that will get me up and moving at 5:15AM every morning.

Go. Get to work. Why are you still here reading?

me
HELLO!? I said get to work!!!
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