I need an eject button for my bed. No, not for the myriads of helpless strangers who find themselves drawn there by my uncontrollable sexuality, but for me.
I can't get my ass up to go to the gym in the mornings. Bed is just too comfortable.
SUCK!
I'll never be studly this way.
So someone needs to build me a device that will get me up and moving at 5:15AM every morning.
