Why did you use a staple gun to hold up the plastic sheeting on the inadequately insulated porch? It's the nicest unpainted original wood in the house.
Make up your mind. Piece of shit or not?
So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…
So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…
I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.