October 1st, 2001


Random stupid fact for the day:

Venus is the planet that turns most slowly on its axis. It spins once every 243 Earth days. Since Venus takes 224 Earth days to complete one orbit of the Sun, its days are longer than its years.

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire...
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    Missy Elliott & Nelly Furtado - Get UR Freak On
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Rejoyce! For soon you, too, will be happy!

My best friend is going to be a father. My sister has two beautiful children. My brother just had his first. Everyone I know is slowly sliding into a good place relationship-wise. I had an anti-ephiphany today... I think the rest of the universe has to be happy before I'm allowed to be.

SO HURRY UP ALL OF YOU!! I'm getting impatient!

Where is love?
Does it fall from skys above?
Is it underneath the willow tree
That I've been dreaming of?
from Oliver!
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    Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At

My Rockstar Boyfriend...


Break open the champagne! Your rockstar boyfriend is Kurt Cobain

You and Kurt Cobain are a match made in heaven! You're both very creative people, and have put your creative juices to the test writing music or the occasional painting. You love a guy that isn't afraid to be himself, and both enjoy hanging out with good friends and checking out local bands.

Smells like Courtney Love...
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    Outkast - Speedballin'

My hair is big and my penis is large...

I've got a kickass up do and an attitude to go with it all of a sudden. What gives?

Maybe knowing that I can stop searching for lovin' takes some pressure off of me. Because it's obvious that everyone is just too intimidated to approach little old moi.

Don't be scared. I won't hurt you! Not unless you ask, at least.

So, now you know. Just wink at me the next time you see me and I'll know to hit on you. That way you don't have to be intimidated, okay?

Two hundred and forty dollars worth of puddin...
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    Fatboy Slim - Illuminati