October 24th, 2001

compton

It's 10:37AM, the Doctor will see you for your 9AM appointment now...

RAARRRRR!!!


Okay, so I can forgive the doctor for making me wait for an hour and a half. There was a potential Anthrax exposure (or so he said). That takes precedence over me most certainly.

What I *CAN'T* forgive is me sitting down, him saying "What are you here for?" and me telling him "Immunizations for my trip to Nepal" and him saying, "Oh, we can't do that here, you have to go to the Travel Clinic at Mt. Auburn Hospital."

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOUR RECEPTIONIST TELL ME THAT TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN I MADE THE FUCKING APPOINTMENT TO SEE YOU!?!


me
Today, all idiots must die a horrible death...
  • Current Mood
    frustrated frustrated
satisfied

Wine, women and more wine!!

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

me
Okay, now I'm not so pissed any more...
  • Current Mood
    satisfied satisfied
compton

Who does this remind you of??


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not me!
Maybe a little ubersexed simian we all know?
  • Current Music
    BatBoy Soundtrack
compton

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Mmmmm, GREAT show tonight.

Great offers, great yes-anding, great monologue... GREAT GREAT GREAT.

Did I mention it was Great?

I can't believe that I forget this feeling and actually think about NOT doing this anymore. It's fucking MAGICAL! You take nothing. You ask someone a question, and the next thing you know, you're a bad fortuneteller with a cheezy french accent on stage. TRES MAGNIFIQUE!!

And I get paid for this shit to boot!

God I love being me! :)

Thank you to every one of you who punches me in the head every time I doubt this. And to those of you who still smile when I tell you the same boring story of how wonderful the show was LAST week over and over. I love you all.

me
Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Improv Asylum. Give yourselves a big round of applause for coming out tonight.
  • Current Music
    Ameno - Era