April 5th, 2002

angry

BAH! No Raises Today!

Our annual reviews are supposed to be in March every year.

NOTHING yet.

BAH!

I want my bonus and my raise!

I need to pay for my new car!

me
At least it'll be retroactive
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    annoyed annoyed
psychic

Well, apparently bitching in the LJ helps...

Boss called me into his office... 4.5% raise 9% bonus. Raise is retroactive to March 1, bonus checks cut next week.

It's my smallest raise yet here, but considering how things are everywhere this year... it's not bad.

me
Now where's my fucking car?!?!
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    ok
emotional

HOLY SHIT! IT REALLY WORKS!!

They're delivering my car tomorrow!!!!

So...

Where's my fucking TiVo?!
Where's the beautiful woman who's dying to fall in love with me?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a movie deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a tv deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a writing deal?!
Where's Ed Fucking McMahon with my muthafuckin Publisher's Clearinghouse check?

me
Where's my Mediterranean Island?!
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    excited excited