Our annual reviews are supposed to be in March every year.
I want my bonus and my raise!
I need to pay for my new car!
At least it'll be retroactive
"You know, no one ever warned me that coffee was a laxative."
- Name withheld so I don't get my ass kicked
Boss called me into his office... 4.5% raise 9% bonus. Raise is retroactive to March 1, bonus checks cut next week.
It's my smallest raise yet here, but considering how things are everywhere this year... it's not bad.
Now where's my fucking car?!?!
They're delivering my car tomorrow!!!!
Where's my fucking TiVo?!
Where's the beautiful woman who's dying to fall in love with me?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a movie deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a tv deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a writing deal?!
Where's Ed Fucking McMahon with my muthafuckin Publisher's Clearinghouse check?
Where's my Mediterranean Island?!