Jesus MotherFUCKING Christ!
The Federal Government should not contract to the lowest bidder. The lowest bidder is an asshole who can't complete the task. They're bidding low cause they're too stupid to realize that they can't do the fucking job right.
me
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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- Current Mood
- ripshit pissed
"Hi! This is your Garage. We can't put your new top on your car, you have to take it to a specialty place."
THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING DAY YOU'VE HAD THE FUCKING CAR! Why the fuck didn't you tell me this yesterday.
FUCK!
me
FUCK!
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- Current Mood
- even MORE ripshit pissed
1) When you start saving error messages to text files with the title FUCK.txt
2) You rely on Satan (aka Starbucks Coconut Mocha Frappucinno with extra espresso shot) to keep you from randomly killing people
3) When you ask your boss to talk to your co-workers for you cause you're afraid you'll offend them if they are the slightest bit stupid
me
Mood altering beverages rule...