June 12th, 2002

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Say what huh?

So they had the author of the novel Jaws on the radio this morning. Apparently he's written his first NON-fiction book about sharks. This is part of the conversation:

DJ: So you say in your book that no shark attack is unprovoked. What sort of things do people do to provoke them?
Author: Get in the water.

Uhhhh, well DUH, if that's the definition of provoked, of COURSE they're all provoked cause FUCKING SHARKS DON'T HAVE LEGS!

me
Knock knock knock, "Land shark!"
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Grog

(as prepared for the American Embassy in Kathmandu's Thanksgiving dinner)

1 part lime juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part spiced (or dark) rum, 3 parts water, Serve over ice, with slices of lime.