June 21st, 2002



The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell

So are you bored at work?

Every wanted to trade stocks? Too poor to actually do it? Check this shiznit out:

You have been selected to receive this special invitation to play the Hollywood Stock Exchange(R)! It's just like the real stock market, only way more fun! Buy shares of your favorite actors, movies, and music artists and watch their values rise or fall based on the success of their careers and personal life. Stocks soar with a number one film at the box office and plummet with a stay at the Betty Ford clinic.

Join now (http://www.hsx.com/join/?referrer=omnivore) and both you and your friend will be instantly entered in the Easy Money Club - the fastest way to score bonus cash at HSX. Plus, you'll instantly be registered to win Summer CD Packs and a cool portable stereo system! So, what are you waiting for? Start investing in the movies, stars, and musicians. When they do well at the box-office and in record stores, so do


1. Join for free and earn two million Hollywood Dollars(R).
2. Buy and sell shares in your favorite MovieStock(R), ArtistStocks, and StarBonds(R) with your Hollywood Dollars.
3. Build up your portfolio and get cool stuff along the way.

Anyway, it's just something fun that kills a few minutes first thing in the morning as you check your portfolio.

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