August 26th, 2002


Bed ejector...

I need an eject button for my bed. No, not for the myriads of helpless strangers who find themselves drawn there by my uncontrollable sexuality, but for me.

I can't get my ass up to go to the gym in the mornings. Bed is just too comfortable.


I'll never be studly this way.

So someone needs to build me a device that will get me up and moving at 5:15AM every morning.

Go. Get to work. Why are you still here reading?

HELLO!? I said get to work!!!
  • Current Mood
    annoyed with the self


It feels like someone is taking their steel toed boot and grinding it into my right temple.

Not happy Klae.