December 2nd, 2002

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compton

A fairy tale...

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young VEGETABLE INSPECTOR named IAN. He was QUICKLY RUBBING in the SOFT forest when he met BLUE ERIC, a run-away STREET SWEEPER from the SEXY Queen KAREN.

IAN could see that BLUE ERIC was hungry so he reached into his BAGGIE and give him his HOT LEFTOVER. BLUE ERIC was thankful for IAN's LEFTOVER, so he told IAN a very GLISTENING story about Queen KAREN's daughter DOROTHY. How her mother, the SEXY Queen KAREN, kept her locked away in a POST MODERN FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT STRUCTURE protected by a gigantic MUPPET, because DOROTHY was so SUPPLE.

IAN WANKED. He vowed to BLUE ERIC the STREET SWEEPER that he would save the SUPPLE DOROTHY. He would RUN the MUPPET, and take DOROTHY far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen KAREN, and SPANK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SMOOTH ORGASM and BLUE ERIC the STREET SWEEPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MUPPET from his story. SEXY Queen KAREN BUMPED out from behind a BLENDER and struck IAN dead. In the far off POST MODERN FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT STRUCTURE you could hear a RAAAR!.

THE END.

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