January 9th, 2003

compton

Vehicle operation advice...

If you are kneeling in the front seat of a vehicle with bucket seats, facing the rear of the vehicle to retreive CDs or some other item from BEHIND the seats, don't accidentally trigger the seat release lever. If you do this, the bucket seat back will come flying at your face at speeds incomprehensible to the human psyche, striking you on the bridge of the nose and bending your glasses.

Here endeth the lesson.