February 10th, 2003
If I declare Martian Law, can I marry people?
You are Captain Murphy. You've lost your mind, but
you have more fun without it.
Which Sealab 2021 character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Pavlov's Bladder
The worst sound to hear when I'm coming up the stairs at home after work is the shower running.
Not that I mind having a clean roommate, but over the last five years my bladder has been trained that as soon as it gets home, it gets emptied. So as I walk the sidewalk from the driveway to the front steps, it starts to do the pee pee dance. Doesn't matter if I went at 4:59 before leaving work. When I get home, it demands attention.
When it gets denied, it's never a good thing.
me
Thank goodness for the spare potty in the basement.
Not that I mind having a clean roommate, but over the last five years my bladder has been trained that as soon as it gets home, it gets emptied. So as I walk the sidewalk from the driveway to the front steps, it starts to do the pee pee dance. Doesn't matter if I went at 4:59 before leaving work. When I get home, it demands attention.
When it gets denied, it's never a good thing.
me
Thank goodness for the spare potty in the basement.
-
-
relieved
-
