Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...

I bet the White House keeps good records. They probably still have the receipt for the Louisiana Purchase. We should return it and make France give our money back.

me
Exercising my sarcasm.

An excerpt from a note from one of my students:

I do have one bit of unsolicited feedback for you (don't think you'll mind): Absolutely phenomenal job. I had a great time, learned a lot, and you really made the class worthwhile. (I hate getting up early on Saturdays, but this was a worthy exception.) The broken arm was the icing on the cake. Your dedication and passion is obvious when it comes to the world of Improv. I would have loved to have you teach the Level II class I plan on taking.

me
Just me