April 7th, 2003


One Fork, Two Fork, Plain Fork, Blue Fork

So when I moved to Boston I had very little silverware. I bought a WalMart set of cheapass tan handled silverware that lasted about two years.

When it was time to replace it, I had a CostCo membership, and I got this set of blue handled stuff.

But for some reason, the blue handles were longer than normal, and the heads of all the pieces were BIGGER than normal.

I don't like the blue silverware.

I've had it for like 4 years now, and I do everything within my power to avoid having to use it. The remaining few pieces of tan stuff, and the random pieces that come from bob knows where are the ones I reach for first.

I don't like blue silverware.

Fussy fussy fussy.