Start watching the Oscars half an hour late, and you get to skip the first 2 hours worth of commercials and boring speeches!
I'd like to thank-- ::BOOP BOOP::
Angelina Jolie is hot.
The performance of Kiss at the End of the Rainbow was awesome!
Tiger Woods is pretty funny.
I love Annie Lenox.
Charlize Theron has a really sexy voice.
What the fuck was Uma Thurman wearing?
Sofia Coppola has about as much personality on stage as my bellybutton lint.
So does Toby Maguire.