May 11th, 2004


Ahh, Mexico...

So I'm back.  The trip was great. I'm still really exhausted.  I pretty much kept everything updated while I was away, so there's not much else to say except... PICTURES!!

But this one... I really like the timing on it:


I have naked pictures of Charisma Carpenter!

Ya know... like a year and a half ago, I got a postcard from Playboy saying "You've won a free six month subscription!  If you want it, just send this post card back!"  And I did.  And the magazine just started showing up at my doorstep.

I moved, and they got my new address without me telling them.

It's been over a year and a half now, and I've still not paid a penny for the magazines, but every month, they show up in my mailbox in the black plastic wraper marked "PEI."  I'm assuming that's Playboy Entertainment Industries... or Penis Erection Instigator, I'm not sure which.

But anyway, June's issue just arrived, and Cordelia from Angel is nekkid on the cover.  JOY!

Entertainment for Men

The King is Dead! Long Live the King! is no more.  NetIdentity was great when they started, but their prices keep going up, and it wasn't worth $29.95 per year to keep up a one page website when I was already paying them $24.95 per year for my email address.

So (hey, look, I'm giving away my real name on here!) I've registered to use as my 'theatrical resume' site, and attached it to OBEY!

And there you have it.

Autographed headshots available upon request. ;)

Waiting to be Famous