Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...

If I was going to be auditioning for Jesus Christ, Superstar, what audition song should I use?

I'd kill to play Judas. :)

me
My mind is clearer now...

Edit: Yeah, they want something from OUTSIDE the show.

Looking at one's checking account balance should not instill one with abject terror.

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That is all

Why the fuck do you have an automated job application system on your website if it's not going to work, fuckers?!?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

me
Apparently wasting my time

Looks like I'll be doing another Improv (R)evoution show up in The City.

http://www.cafearts.com/

me
That guy

...to make juggling sexy.

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Cirque du Soleil: Solstrom