September 2nd, 2004


Little Chinese WHAT?!?!

Okay, someone let me know if I'm crazy, okay?

I've been helping out with the Tech stuff at the theater for Dad's show. Two nights ago I broke out the headsets and gave the sound lady feedback on levels during the show. Easy enough. Except that some of the headsets weren't working right.

We reported this incident to the Building Manager.

He shows up tonight ranting and raving like some sort of asshatted fucktarded shitsucking cockknocker telling us that "Someone put Chinese AA batteries in the headsets, and because they're not as long as normal batteries, they're not making contact properly." Then he wanted to know who did it. They were like that when we found them.

Has ANYONE ever heard of Chinese batteries being SHORTER than American Batteries. Okay, maybe if you're talking about Chinese penises, but BATTERIES?! Hi, aren't there International Standards on shit like that?

Saving up my money to take a hit out on someone.