September 16th, 2004

sock puppet klae

So you think you're funny, punk?

All right, the site has been up for less than 12 hours and we've already updated it.

We got some WONDERFUL pieces in from our first columnists and feature writer, so if you're looking for something humorous to read, please check it out...

Now, if you're looking for something humorous to WRITE, here's your opportunity.  If you have an interesting piece that you think is entertaining, send it my way and I'll submit it to Lon.  Now, he's the one that makes all the final decisions on content, so I can't guarantee anyone 'a spot' on the site, but hey, what do you have to lose, right?


A universe of ups and downs...

It's nice to apply for a job that pays $100K+ and realizing that your resume actually makes you look sorta qualified for it. 

I'm sure I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of GETTING the job... but hey, can't hurt to apply!

Still Searching

Amusing political meme... (stolen from purplemanatee)

Your Political Career by amitiel
Political Party
Date of Election:October 5, 2030
Your Vice President:helenschappell
First Lady:lunarbull
Attorney General:dantemante
Secretary of State:jawalter
Chief of Staff:satyr69
Scandal:You accidently hit the red button that says: Warning, do not push on pain of Nuclear War.
Americans will...have no opinion about you for or against.
Chance for Re-election:: 95%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Of course this will all be moot when I'm made God-Emperor of Earth...