April 27th, 2005

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Brezney Meme

Pisces

After rejecting proposals from many directors, Bob Dylan has finally authorized Oscar-nominated Todd Haynes to make a film about his life. Seven different actors will portray Dylan, including a black woman. "I am setting out to explode the idea that anybody can be depicted in a single self," Haynes told The Sunday Times. You already explode that idea every week of your life, Pisces, and you will be exploding it with even greater force and style in the coming days. I encourage you to be proud of your own riotous multiplicity. It's something to be celebrated, not to be shy about. Why not fantasize about the seven actors and actresses you'd choose to play you in the movie about your life?

(Edited to chronological order for the first time they appear. Some of them would be making multiple appearances, however. You could literally repeat 1 thru 4 after 5.)

1. Emile Hirsch
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4. Juliette Binoche
5. Leonardo DiCaprio (circa Basketball Diaries, not Titanic)
6. Robin Williams
7. Wil Wheaton

So there you have it.

me
All 7 of me