May 18th, 2005

needy

I'm sorry...

But the Founding Fathers instituted a separation of Church and State for a REASON, knuckleheads...

I respect everyone's choice of religion, and their freedom to choose such, but I don't want my government based on the choices of one "Church" -- it's not fair to everyone else.

me
Just because you're the loudest, doesn't mean you're the majority


edit: I've decided to turn comments off on this one, because once again, my political rant turns into a fight between my friends... sorry I even posted it.
happy

CIRQUE!!

The new touring show Corteo will be in San Jose from January 19th to March 5th. Who wants to go with me?

me
BENDY FRENCH PEOPLE!!
silly

A Scrubs Moment, Brought to you By da_zhuang

< Zach Braff Voice >
Today I have made a new enemy. It is the New Scale brought into the house by my roommates, merlinofchaosTurk and esmerelCarla. While it is pretty and shiny and streamlined, it is also filled with an evil worthy of... well, evil. See, according to New Scale, I am now 7 pounds heavier than I was when Old Scale lived here. Granted, merlinofchaosTurk did mention something about this at some point, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't paying enough attention for it to register until AFTER I'd asked New Scale to bolster my self esteem with a new, digital, lower number. But more importantly, according to New Scale, I fit into the category of Males between 21-39 who are "obese". How does it know this? It shoots an electrical current up one leg and down the other (without even a courtesy tickle on the bum) and then tells you how fat you are. So here I sit, debating eating sauteed air for lunch, because New Scale is such a soulless bitch.

Curse you New Scale. Curse you.

On the bright side, though, I replaced the screen and blades in Electric Razor, and he has made my face as smooth as a baby's bottom (that has been shaved with Electric Razor).

< /Braff >

me
I can't do this all on my own...