July 1st, 2005


So ya wanna be famous (sorta)?

If you've looked at the Moron Life site recently, you'll realize that my OnStar Parody isn't posted there yet, just hosted. That's because it wasn't approved by our fearless leader, and I wanted his feedback on it anyway.

Well, the feedback came in, and I agree with him. All of the voices sound too much like me. That's mostly because they ARE all me. So what I'd like to do is replace the operator's voice with the voice of ONE OF YOU!!!

That's right. All you need to do is record the text behind the cut below in any computerized format and send it to me at clay (at) moronlife (dot) com. Don't worry about the quality, because I'm going to be distorting it to sound like phone voice anyway, so even windows Media Recorder and a cheapass microphone will work. Or, even easier, you can call my Gizmo account and leave me a voice mail with it. My Gizmo number is Clay27344733 (or you can call me from other VOIP networks, too. SIP#: 7four7-603-3one8one).

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So have fun, I'll review them all and probably have Lon help me pick the winner.