September 18th, 2005


Actual lunch conversation...

me: We have a few specials that aren't on the menu... our soup is Lentil. Our pasta special is (insert pasta special here) and our fish special is a grilled Pacific swordfish with a lemon caper butter sauce and a side of garlic sauteed spinach.

him: So what's your soup?

me: Lentil

him: do you have cream of mushroom, or clam chowder?

me: no, sir, we have lentil.

him: Do you have any fish?

me: The swordfish special, poached salmon over asparagus risotto, and salmon fetuccini.

him: what about lobster tail?

me: no, sir. Swordfish and salmon.

Sometimes I want to strangle people with their fancy cloth napkins.

via the Treo

Happy Anniversary, ElJay!

18 September 2001 @ 1:23 am
Step 1 of 12

So... this is it. Somewhere to dump... stuff... and ohhhhhh is there a
lot of stuff to dump. Hopefully some will be good. A lot will be
brooding moody crap that few of you have heard come from me.

But hey, I guess that's what we're here for, right?

It's late, so I'm not going to write more tonight, but I wanted to get things started.


My ElJay was actually born on the 17th, but I didn't get a chance to post anything until the wee hours of the morning on the 18th. Since then, I have laughed, cried, ached, danced and shared far too much information for some of you.

Thanks for sticking around and paying attention.

Four years... holy crap...