Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...

Happy birthday to the best almost common law husband I've ever had, silas7!!!

My nipples are tearing holes in space.

me
Das tun ich pimp! Oh, oh Mann, das nenn ich Pimp!*

*Thanks to astalavista for the correct wordage on the German.

If you're not reading AssignBlame.com, you should be.  I have the lead article there today, and it mentions Turducken.  It don't get better than that.

I took some time and went through the stats on ObeyYour.tv and MoronLife.com.  Beer Activated Girl has been viewed 8,649 times since being released in July.  HOLY SHIT!

And again.  Unreal 2007-- SPROING!!!

me
It's a good day.


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