Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...

I need you to go digg this for me. :)  We actually have a real news scoop (sorta) dealing with the Michael Richards (Kramer) meltdown in LA last Friday.

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NEWZHOUND!

I just answered the phone at the restaurant:

"Good afternoon, Moron Life, how can I  help you?"

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DOH!