December 29th, 2006

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[MeMe] Year in review...

I wasn't going to do this, but my 1/1/06 entry was too awesome.

The first sentence or two of the first entry of each month of 2006 (excluding birthday wishes & photos):

January:  OMG!! I GOT TO WAIT ON A MIDGET TONIGHT!!!  A MIDGET WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER AND USED TO DO PORN!!!111!!!11eleven!!

February: Justin and Missy brought home 9lb 6oz Lîla this morning. :)

March: Hold on to your socks folks...  Unique visitors: 20474  That's 13 THOUSAND more than last month.

April: Up 60 from the craps table...

May: 2GB Secure Digital SanDisk Ultra II Card only $99.95.

June: God bless the twisted motherfucker who came up with Kobe beef.

July: I'm thoroughly exhausted.  Had a six hour improv workshop with Todd Stashwick (yes, Chris, the M'Fashnik Demon) today along with walid_muffin and should_is.

August: From a photoshoot with Oui Be Negroes prior to the San Francisco Improv Festival last week.

September: So folks, turns out I'm bi-OSual. Yes, that's right, when it comes to operating systems, I go both ways. Right now I'm typing on a Windows XP machine, and at my elbow is a Mac OSX machine.

October: I'm sure everyone has heard about the Foley/Page/Misconduct thing going on in Washington.

November: They went with someone else. But Nancy wants me to come in for another audition tomorrow morning.  So THAT'S a good thing, I guess.

December: Michael Richards hates Wookies, too... (mp4 file with audio, headphones recommended)


And there's my year.

Heh.

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Some of that seems like such a long time ago...
improv

Windows Mobile is my friend...

Or at least, my friend is pimping them.

Ryan is one of my old castmates from the Improv Asylum.

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/workwherever/default.mspx

You might recognize him from the Campbells soup (microwavable) commercials, the Orbitz commercials where he walks in on his parents in the shower, or the KFC Superbowl commercial where he's doing the long run with the bucket of chicken under his arm in order to make it back before halftime is over.

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Proud!


Edit: Oh my god, he's wearing a suit covered in bacon...

Edit2: The outtakes are great.