Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...

I know one of the producers of the Nathan Fillion movie Waitress.  I used to do Improv with him in Boston.

me
Mmmm, connections...

The SETI Institute has received your application for the Assistant Producer position.  We have been getting a high volume of responses, and this combined with production staff travel means that we will be reviewing the applications starting at the beginning of October.  We hope to make an appointment shortly thereafter.

Thank you for submitting your application and materials, and for your interest in this position.

But it's better than "Go away!"  So I guess I wait.

me
pouty face